Sunday, May 17, 2009
Examinations...God's revenge on sinners!
When the almighty power above wants to punish a fellow minion (or pleb if you like) for a commonplace sin, like fibbing, cursing or fornication...what does he do? He convinces you to register for a semester of accountability, stress and constant happy mood failure - in other words EXAMS! This is his way of getting back at us servants of commonplace sin, he wont give us a little flu, nor would he give us an enormous responsibility at work that could trigger of a nervous breakdown...noooo, he gives us exams! And if he feels you haven't really accounted for your sins, he adds on a supplementary exam...let's just put it this way, if you fail miserably, the i have one word for you...Repent! I also think, what if God is sitting up there in heaven right now, stroking his beard perhaps, and thinking about a new way of getting back at us habitual sinners? Im pretty sure death row detainees at maximum security facilities are probably like, "Atleast im not writing exams".
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Dear Inkslinger,
ReplyDeleteSounds like you just described Satan to me. Might not be stroking a beard but maybe rolling a joint and sticking that fork in someones lucky ehermmm...you get the picture, and Presto, Exams pop into his head and BOOM let the suffering begin.