Change is good...sometimes!

As days progress and you get older...you fall into this abyss of change! When you're 11, turning 12 you notice hair sprouting in places you've only seen at the zoo You develop a smell considered to be 'your own' and you tackle the ambitious world day, after day! Things tend to get characterless at times, but once you hit the employment world...my god, does it take characterless beyond the beliefs of it's origin!

When you change jobs, you're doomed with flashbacks from your previous employer...you try to let go, but the hand of the precedent holds you back! You insist on conversing with your new colleagues about your 'forgotten' ones, but somehow talking about how Jimbo used to pump up his ghetto blaster isn't as intriguing to your new compatriots as you thought it would be...you proceed to tell them 'You had to be there' - that just isn't cool! Alas, there is a way in dealing with 'post employer symdrome'...you quit your new job and go back, that's how you deal with it! Let me give you some advice - go back to your previous employer and show them who's the boss that will never be! Show them it's not shameful to burn your bridges then come back like you're still the man..you'll be the kitchen joke for a while...but atleast Jimbo will make you feel better when he pumps up Toni Braxton in his ghetto blaster!

For those that have gotten over their previous employer syndrome...i salute you, 'cause i know deep down inside - you still carry this disease!