Im baaaaack!

Geeez...i've been trying to log on for the past month but the company I.T bureau had me on lock down like i was charged on 5 counts of murder! Well im back...recharged, semi-inspired and ready to tackle topics like 'snatch' - ok im kidding, tackles wont be below the belt ladies...and no pun intended with the 'snatch' thing!

So in my forced absence a lot of things have manifested... For one, i went to the VIP Spud book launch and actually met the author John van der Ruit - what and awesome bloke! The book itself, is just a masterpiece...i have no negative comments about it, it just plain down - ROCKS! Another development in my fruity life was when my fiance won herself a beauty hamper from Heat Magazine...hold your breathe ladies, it was worth 25k and even boasted a GHD hair thingy maboby when she credulously ripped open the midget sized box! I was convinced Heat Magazine gave her a midget beauty consultant but to my disappointment, it was a box of girly stuff and not a pavement special (get it short, height challenged, pavement...no?)! I still think my idiosyncratic writing style won her the prize but since then she's convinced me that her surname was the magic!
Another incident was the death of little Michael, what a shame...i didn't realise the impact of his death until i jumped into my car, drove a few clicks down the street and saw a middle aged (European as i like to call them) woman sobbing and wipping her tears in what seemed to be a tissue with glitter as first, but upon further inspection...it was an MJ glove!!!! I rolled down my window and said 'Psst, Billi Jean...it's gonna be alright, now Beat It' - i just wanted a reaction i guess! I'll lay off the MJ stuff until he's properly kindled and lives on in lunch boxes around the world - plastic aint cheap people!

Until the next time...Goodbye you filthy animals!